STREET STYLE: Who are you wearing?!

Part of being a blogger, a large part, is staying totally nonchalant and vaguely annoyed at the wave of street style paparazzi covering every corner of NYFW. To avoid that, we took the back alleys. It didn’t work.

PAPARAZZI: MOLLY!!! HOITO!!! WHO ARE YOU WEARING???!!!

MOLLY: Veronica Sheaffer for Veronica Sheaffer custom fringe top. (Also H&M skirt, Charlotte Russe Shoes, and black socks I stole from a shoe store. They were the try on socks, so I think I was allowed to?)

PAPARAZZI: DID YOU DRINK ALL THOSE COFFEES?

MOLLY: Yes. I’m a blogger.

molly hoito ny alley fashion week STREET STYLE

PAPARAZZI: VERONICA!!! HOITO!!! WHO ARE YOU WEARING?!?!

VERONICA: Veronica Sheaffer in Veronica Sheaffer for Veronica Sheaffer jumpsuit. (And vintage Levi’s jacket, Forever 21 Scuba Heels.)

PAPARAZZI: Googley Eyes.

VERONICA: Blinky Eyes.

hoito street style veronica scheaffer in vs strong look

They have amazing cameras. Check out the close up of this neck piece.

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STRONG LOOK: Wall Traveled

On Veronica: Vintage peignoir (thrifted), Anine Bing jeans (DO NOT BUY THESE JEANS - EXPLANATION POST TO FOLLOW), See by Chloe shoes, Handful of tassels in hair. // Background image source
On Veronica: Vintage peignoir (thrifted), Anine Bing jeans (DO NOT BUY THESE JEANS – EXPLANATION POST TO FOLLOW), See by Chloe shoes, Handful of tassels in hair. // Background image source

The blogger Holy Grail is an exterior wall, painted in a color so bright that traffic stops, eyes dilate and accessories POP. Bloggers will literally travel across land and sea to take a single, uninterested selfie in front of such a wonder.

Here’s Veronica wearing a sheer, vintage peignoir she thrifted for a couple bucks with a handful of tassels in her hair, because when a wall this bright presents itself, in a hue so completely bonkers there’s no way anyone can even focus their eyes enough to make out your wrinkles, you TAKE THE DAMN PHOTO, DON’T WORRY IF THE TASSELS ARE TOO MUCH. Honestly though, the tassels feel magnificent – I will definitely wear again.

Molly looks perfect of course, because duh.

Please obviously let us know if you have or know of any other painted walls that will make us look super young. Instagram us at @howoldistooold with the hashtag #walltraveled and we’ll be there within 30 with a 40-minute pour-over coffee to share. 

ALL JOKES ASIDE. #NoBanNoWall