M: HIIIIII. Hey did you see your outfit?
V: Yes! MOLLY.
M: So you know that little bar on the side of your screen with ads that only serve to remind you what you looked at on the internet and did not buy? This jumpsuit just POPPED IN THERE! But I never saw it before!
V: This is a triumph.
M: I think it was a reaction to spending so much time with those sequin pants I gave you for NYE. Anyways, there it was over and over. And I kept thinking THAT’S the outfit. That’s what she should have been wearing.
V: Well. THANK YOU, INTERNET MARKETERS.
M: Until it occurred to me. I COULD DO ANOTHER ONE.
V: First of all, WHERE DO I GET THIS?
M: Matches. It’s Osman. And it’s on sale. (And by sale i mean like. Just technically. Not that anyone will be able to buy it.)
V: Oh great! On sale for $1,700! At least I get to wear it here.
M: Yes! But you know you look great it in it!
V: And i mean, as a BLOGGER, it’s only important if someone sees a picture of me wearing it. Molly, I feel like a million bucks. Truly.
V: Also, PERFECTLY accessorized. You have outdone yourself. I am submitting to the modern art wing.
M: Now listen, those accessories are carefully chosen to NOT SNAG the sequins, so you can’t switch them out!
V: All the way down to the double set of falsies (which we need to take into the LAB).
M: RIGHT?! That’s whats happening? I couldn’t tell almost, but it is a bottom set of lashes BENEATH?
V: Two on top, one BELOW the lower lashes. I mean… what genius came up with this??
M: I’m doing it. With the white eyeliner. Not sure how I’ll manage the base of perfect skin but i’ll figure something out.
V: Just cover in glitter?
M: Great idea. And doable. Effortless.
V: Everytime I feel sad, I’m going to pull up this picture and remember i’m an actual dream in expensive, unattainable clothes.
M: You are an actual dream.
V: *heart eyes*
M: *lip purse* YOU LOOK GREAT.