It’s been so long since we pulled out some paper dolls, and Molly maybe did her best ever? Hard to say, no it’s not, I would/will die a million times over for my Miss Cleo look. So many sequins, so many crowns, plus a fanny pack and fur booties. IT’S NEW YEAR’S EVE, TOOTSIES!
Veronica: WHUUUUUUT THIS IS MY DREAM SELF!!!
Molly: IT IS?! I almost made us a second set where we were wearing more attainable clothes but then I thought NEW YEARS EVE.
V: Ohmigod we both look amazing. Honestly you could have left me naked with the makeup and headpiece.
M: I gave you winged gold glitter eyes with a heavy black liner FIRST. And then added the headpiece when I decided we should have crowns like people wear on NYE, but not like the ones people actually wear on NYE. So I was a little concerned about it looking Cleopatra. but. No.
V: Molly, you are a genius. I need to figure out a DIY sitch for that headband, because now I need it for NYE.
M: Bendy gold stuff we can find at a hardware store? The sides have pearls.
V: Side note–Keith found a loose pearl in our hallway and was worried it came from my shoes, but then I remembered it came from your FACE.
M:AHAHAHA. Those pearls are still showing up everywhere.
V: Oh! I already have wide bendy brass stuff – DONE. Pardon me as I step into THE LAB …
M: GREAT. OH a note on the shoes too. I want you in those glitter pink mules but I’m a little concerned about your broken foot! So I thought you could fold those tiny velvet slides into your fanny pack just in case. And also that you are going to a 90’s themed party so of course Moschino.
V: I mean, truly the only thing that would get me in a palazzo pant – a 90’s party, I mean. Sprained toe is back in business, but velvet slides in a fanny pack is so smart. Also appreciate you remembering my purse free lifestyle!
M: OF COURSE! If you need to be hands free, you need to be hands free! And then a little wrap dress/kimono that I wanted you to have as a jacket in case you got coooollllllddddd.
V: I‘m always cold. PERFECT. Now let’s talk about how great YOU look …
V: … love those slashed sleeves on your mini dress! M: Those slash arms just GOT ME. I do want to say about the mini dress, that when I actually wear it, it won’t be so boxy. It’s just that occasionally my real body and the body of the model that wears the clothes don’t match up. V: It will be smoking on you IRL. Is this an IRL option?? M: Lemme check.
… unfortunately, no. V: I guess you’ll just have to take a Forever 21 sequin body con into THE LAB. M: Yes. I can cut open a sequin sleeve NO PROBLEM. V: ALSO, be tee dubs, I wore that exact headpiece in my Aunt’s wedding in 1990, but the pearl sprays were white. M:im DEAD. Millennial pink. Midi. Very NOW. V: Yeah I would totally wear that dress [linked above] now. Haha no I wouldn’t. You can’t wear trends you wore the first time aroouuuuund, AMIRIGHT. M:WRONG. V: You can’t wear trends you wore when you were ELEVEN. M:fair. V: Okay so BOOTS. M:I LIVE for the fur boots, but have already gotten a stern no on those. JUST SAY IT. I KNOW, and I don’t care. V:I LIKE THEM! V WARM. It’s going to be so cold, Molly, you need fur boots. M: Oh my god THANK YOU. So appreciated. V:I mean, everyone knows you’re not going to wear a COAT. M: A jean jacket would be cute over that? V: OHMIGOD SO CUTE. M: That’s probably as close as I’d get. V: You’ll have to cut matching slits tho. M: obvs. I should do that anyway, right? V: OB-VI-OUS-LY. These outfits are amazing – I love them both so much. M: Happy New Year!! V: Can’t wait to kiss you at midnight! M: SMOOCH!