Adult Contemporary: We’re so ugly.

Why are we always SO hard on ourselves?! V and I were looking at all the so gorgeous photos that Eva Blue took of us for the holidays when I saw this photo of myself:

molly hate this face regular hoito how old is too old

Ugh, it’s obviously the worst. Amazing photography but terrible face. The tight mouth, the awkward pulled chin, and soft squishy jaw line. WHHHYYYYYY. Always the pulled chin in photos, ALLLLWAAAAYYYYSSS.

molly hate this face regular hoito how old is too old WRONG

Especially unfair when Veronica looks like this:

veronica hoito what a gorgeous beauty we are all ugly

But then all Veronica could see?!

veronica hoito what a gorgeous beauty we are all ugly WRONG

A bendy ostrich neck? A wrinkly chin? Where, Veronica, where are these things?! She looks like an actual movie star. Those glitter cheeks are making me SWOON. That face makes me felt, it’s too pretty!

New Years Resolution #1: I’m going to be a lot nicer to myself in 2018. Just writing this short post made me a little sad. Seeing Veronica’s face and knowing she doesn’t love how she looks feels very disjointed. I imagine that’s how she feels when she hears me grumble over my tight chin. I want to be as nice to me as my friends are to me. 2018!

That photo of me up top? I look great.

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