The blogger Holy Grail is an exterior wall, painted in a color so bright that traffic stops, eyes dilate and accessories POP. Bloggers will literally travel across land and sea to take a single, uninterested selfie in front of such a wonder.
Here’s Veronica wearing a sheer, vintage peignoir she thrifted for a couple bucks with a handful of tassels in her hair, because when a wall this bright presents itself, in a hue so completely bonkers there’s no way anyone can even focus their eyes enough to make out your wrinkles, you TAKE THE DAMN PHOTO, DON’T WORRY IF THE TASSELS ARE TOO MUCH. Honestly though, the tassels feel magnificent – I will definitely wear again.
Molly looks perfect of course, because duh.
Please obviously let us know if you have or know of any other painted walls that will make us look super young. Instagram us at @howoldistooold with the hashtag #walltraveled and we’ll be there within 30 with a 40-minute pour-over coffee to share.
ALL JOKES ASIDE. #NoBanNoWall