Whoa whoa whoa. We have a really great Botox Alternative lined up for tomorrow, but we couldn’t wait to share this Molly Paper Doll with you, because THAT DRESS and THOSE ACCESSORIES. Everything is on sale, so obvs, like we said, we COULDN’T WAIT.
V: DID YOU SEE YOUR PAPER DOLL?
M: I DID AND I DIED. I feel like you are really appreciating my love of volume and then, more VOLUME.
V: I want you to know how much I want that dress. I want it so bad, I immediately dropped everything to put it on you. You look AMAZING.
M: YOU want that dress? Why didn’t you put it on YOU? It’s the volume, isn’t it?
V: I maybe tried putting it on myself first.
M: oh I SEE.
V: Because I tried putting you in this one FIRST:
It was … unPaperDollable.
M: I would have feelings about your castoffs except I have been trying to fit you in feathered Prada pants…. after I tried them on me and was NO.
V: HAHAHA. MORE FEATHERED PRADA PANTS PLEASE.
M: That red swiss dot! heart emojis!
V: I KNOW! So Molly Cake
M: (Is that swiss dot? I have no idea. I’m not a designer.)
[Editor: No. It’s flocked polka dots.]
M: I might give that one another go later.
V: They are both on sale right now – maybe REAL LIFE PAPER DOLLS??
M: IRL PD?! Can we talk about the pom neck piece?!
V: I knew you would love that. It’s $9 at TopShop!!
M: It’s everyth– WUT. It’s as good as mine then. I wonder why it’s on sale?? No one else wanted a pink pom pom on their neck?
V: You prob shouldn’t be buying things online in an airplane, but I’ll wait, if you want to go grab it.
[Editor: Molly is on a plane again.]
M: It’s already in my cart.
V: I love you. And Molly? YOU LOOK GREAT.